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Mothers Demotivational Poster


Criminal Minds -


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)


FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.


TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

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Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!


MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -


TAGS: reminder mothers day is this sunday
Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - May 8, 2016, 3:44 am
if you get her a bad present, you could have just continued the lyrics
maoworks2 - May 6, 2016, 1:33 pm
Great One.
concern3 - May 4, 2016, 4:08 pm
nice, UP yours


MOTHERS - Sometimes, it's best to do as they say




MOM - Words truly can't express how much we appreciate what you do for us kids. And the voracious look in your eye when dad is nearby makes us feel -- Hey, where IS dad anyway?


TAGS: happy mothers day black widow
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:37 am
When I come across those nasty, eight-legged freaks in my yard, they are toast. Anything with that many eyes and legs should NOT possess such strong venom.
rudeboy308 - May 10, 2011, 4:24 pm
Damned funny! Let's join Alice Cooper and pledge allegiance to the black widow.
rerun - May 8, 2011, 11:22 am

amsome


GUILT INCLUDED -


TAGS: mothers days thanks love gifts
Rating: 4.34/5

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Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


GREAT MOTHERS TEACH... - Love, confidence, patience, and how to rip apart drunken tourists... Well, my mother did anyway...


TAGS: great mothers teach
Rating: 4.77/5

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agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:34 am
Hawt!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:33 am
If some humans did I wouldn't have to sit in traffic for so long...
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:28 am
You realize tigers eat their young.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:15 am
Getting beaten with your own toys is never a good thing. My mom was too cheap to wreck a toy on out butts. Although I had a lot of hot weel track... and we'd whip each other with them... better than pillow fights.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:08 am
You ever heard a hotwheel track swung at full angry mom speed? The sound was almost worse than the impact!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:05 am
Nice! The go-to weapon of choice for my mom was the wooden spoon. And although she shattered many on my butt, she did have a 3ft mixing paddle that was a bit more resiliant.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Yeah... not a good idea with my mother... she once hit me with my own hotwheel track!!!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:52 am
Greatness, Chef. And good that you didn't combine the two!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:45 am
Thanks! I found the Mother subject far easier then the bitch please...
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:43 am
And in this case, it's still a win!
Viper - May 20, 2010, 12:42 am
This might be the first poster without some kind of Logicdude reference that I have seen thusfar!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:36 am
Wonderful.


GREAT MOTHERS - Always protect their offspring Keep them warm and surrounded with love


TAGS: great mothers
Rating: 3.44/5

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY -




just single mom solutions 2 -


TAGS: mothers day
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - May 6, 2016, 1:30 pm
Sad .


MOTHER'S DAY - The perfect gift.


TAGS: mothersday gifts humor
Rating: 4.6/5

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Iconoclast - May 1, 2012, 10:27 pm
Prescription: Take a pill after dinner and go to bed.


STRAIGHT SHOOTING - Now available in stereo


TAGS: twin gunners of different mothers
Rating: 4.33/5

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ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 9:47 pm
I love surround sound. 5 rounds downrange.


MOTHERS - They are the best role models a little girl can have.




MEMORIES -




thanks mom -


TAGS: creepy kid mothers day dysfuntional
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:39 pm
Hey RL, no holiday this time. Busier than a one legged man in a bum kicking contest, unfortunately. I'll be in and out for the next few months. I'm 'in' for the weekend!
Reality Lord - May 28, 2016, 12:06 pm

Hey dizz. Glad you're back. How were the holidays? Back to eork girl
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 8:50 am
Good 1, RL! Very true! ^!
surlybill - May 6, 2016, 2:45 pm
Okay I screwed the chicken.


dear mom -


TAGS: crazy cat lady mothers day
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2016, 10:42 am
OMG...lmao...wait, my kitties really don't know? Well UP theirs!


MOTHERSDAY - she did not mean it when she said "you dont have to buy me anything for mothersday."




GREAT MOTHERS - Proper technique, as demonstrated by momma bear to a cold and lonely husky.


TAGS: mothers bears dogs love hugs
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:39 pm
... who just pissed himself. 5L


happy mother's day -




KEEP CALM -




MOTHER - There to ease the way but not to make things easy To protect but not to shelter To love and forgive...


TAGS: great mothers
Rating: 4.15/5

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anthonyb123 - January 12, 2012, 6:29 pm
seriously wierd and funny
forseti - May 19, 2010, 2:37 pm
i never ate snails... it's too French for me! ;)
Chef - May 19, 2010, 2:09 pm
Thanks... I love that picture... kinda cute and disgusting at the same time... but as a chef I can't help wondering... with lots of garlic and butter... mmmmmmm
PhxDebbie - May 19, 2010, 8:45 am
Wow nice one... 5L
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 1:54 am
Well done. Picture is as good as the text. 5L


THE BIRD AND THE BEES TALK -


TAGS: birds bees mothers daughters bj lessons motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.83/5

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CANADA - November 8, 2009, 9:35 pm
LOL @ Produce
Produceman117 - November 8, 2009, 9:30 pm
Do the words that follow the second ellipsis explain her middle finger action? Nice one, Ron!


MOTHERS DAY -


TAGS: mothers day holidays mama
Rating: 3.38/5

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Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm
*Facepalms and chuckles*
Stickfodder - October 30, 2009, 12:38 am
Keep in mind that even Oedipus gouged his own eyes out when he realized that she was his mother.
Zéiram - April 29, 2009, 7:24 pm
lol I just got it. I forgot all about Antigone since I read it in... what, 8th grade? 9th? Something like that. Who knew Sophocles could be made into modern-day humor?


THIS SHOULD GO OVER WELL AT HOME -


TAGS: mothers day
Rating: 4.11/5

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A Face Only A Mother Could Love -


TAGS: ugly babies love faces mothers
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 8, 2013, 1:22 am
Oh, kidding, OK. Thought sure it was Renee Zellweger
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 2:09 pm
Be glad they're only posters...thanks for the fug5Ly vote crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 1:27 pm
I just logged into Motifake, and I've already 5een four (plus this) posters that made me go.... uggggh.
MissPriss - June 7, 2013, 12:18 pm
Hey Mr.Gary!! Actual baby pic of a long time, in relatively good standing member. Give ya 5L if ya can figure out who...bahaha. Kidding...um...yeah just kidding.
GaryO - June 7, 2013, 10:12 am
Geeezus!


SNACKS -


TAGS: mothers basement cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

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falloutghoul - August 19, 2011, 8:27 pm
"... and for only pennies a day, you too can sponsor a zombie child for his/her future."


THANKS GRAMMY -


TAGS: grandmothers basement challenge ice
Rating: 4.84/5

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spacedog - October 8, 2010, 5:51 pm
Ha! 5 purple hearts, Iceman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:19 am
That you know of.....
ICEMAN - October 8, 2010, 11:15 am
Obviously that syphilis has got to your brain. I told you before I don't have a sister.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:13 am
And her mouth is closed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 11:12 am
I thought it was your sister, but of course....she's too busy on her street corner.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2010, 11:07 am
No, you were confused because you couldn't figure out where I got that pic of your grandmother.
culos - October 8, 2010, 11:06 am
Is it just me or does granny look like Anne Frank?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:50 am
ICEMAN made this?....I was confused because it isn't a jokefake.
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:44 am
holy shiot ice, i didn't think you knew how to make a funny. 5L ice
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 2:58 am
LOL!


HAPPY MOTHERS DAY -




WITH FOUR KIDS -


TAGS: may challenge great mothers hereditary insanity
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:50 pm
Spot-on. 5L


WHY WE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM SO FAR FROM HOME -


TAGS: mothers of the disappeared u2 torture murder tyranny
Rating: 4.17/5

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Rudedog - May 28, 2013, 8:24 pm
Greatness


GREAT MOTHERS -


TAGS: great mothers
Rating: 4/5

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MissRed - May 19, 2010, 12:01 pm
Oh you silly whores:)


NATIONS - “A nation is not conquered until the hearts of its women are on the ground" Cheyenne saying




SAGE ADVICE -


TAGS: mothers day brutus caesar
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greeny - May 8, 2011, 7:51 pm
It took me forever... getting old sucks. 5 sharp pairs
Reality Lord - May 8, 2011, 8:17 am

wait....ohhhhhhhh...i get it...nice


KEEP YOUR MOM WELL WATERED -




THE MOTIFAKE POLO - For the discriminating sociopath. Sizes: XL, XXL, XXXL and OMG! Stain Resistant.


TAGS: even if you never leave your mothers baement youll look great
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - August 29, 2012, 7:54 pm

want
Cubbybear - April 13, 2010, 10:01 pm
By the way that's not the Hawaiian Islands...It's a stain! 5/5
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
HA! If the OMG doesn't fit, Jake will mail you a bucket of paint and a sticker with the logo. 5 grandes leones.
Zealot - April 13, 2010, 2:40 pm
I want one
R.S.Jake - April 13, 2010, 12:19 pm
Special size orders are $5 extra. Colors cum in Scorpion Grey w/ black trim, Off-white w/ pink trim, and black on grey as shown. Also available in long-sleve for those cold lonely nights.
forseti - April 13, 2010, 12:14 pm
cubby-edition? 'cause of the pocket for tissues...
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 12:11 pm
Hey wtf, not all of us are the sixe matt was in third grade. I will need a special order sixe i guess. 5L
GreyScorpion - April 13, 2010, 12:02 pm
I'll take 2. Got any in, grey? 5L..."thats what she said"


Happiness -


TAGS: happiness childhood mothers day
Rating: 4.43/5

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GaryO - May 15, 2013, 9:59 am
NOW THAT’S FUNNY!!!
RobertBrault - May 15, 2013, 8:36 am
That's okay. I rip 'em off from Jack Handey.
TheSanityInspector - May 14, 2013, 10:29 am
Thanks! Actually, all my good ones lately are ripped off from Robert Brault.
GaryO - May 14, 2013, 8:27 am
rather Jack Handeyish. Good'n here. 5L


TREAT HER ON MOTHERS DAY - Would it hurt to do a little something for the person who spent 24 painstaking hours in labor just to give birth to you?


TAGS: mothers day
Rating: 3.88/5

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GREAT MOTHERS WILL... - Be there to lean on... Make sure hazards are out of reach...




THOSE ARE THE TRUEST WORDS - Even If They Think Lymph means To Walk With A Lisp




HEF -




MA-DONNA - . . . just like a fine wine . . . . . . she's aged to perfection .




Mommie Dearest -


TAGS: bad mothers daughters look change joan crawford
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 1, 2016, 11:44 am
Thanks 'cern.
concern3 - June 1, 2016, 9:40 am
Time is no ones friend. nice, UP yours


Morbid Thoughts -




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